If you need the translation, it’s, “Is this your girlfriend?”

“Um, no, just a friend…Um…Uh…”

I think if you get on a ship, you have to automatically change your status to “It’s Complicated.”

Anyway, the crew bar is the smoking bar, so I usually don’t go in there, but it has its moments. Anyone who wants to can DJ there, so you hear music you ordinarily wouldn’t. One night last cruise, everyone in the bar was from Serbia or Macedonia, and…to my ear, I’d describe the music as super-loud eastern-European mariachi trumpet rock. Very fun to jump around to, during the wee hours.